- 30 things to say when you're stressed -

1. You!! Off my Planet!!!
2. Not the brightest crayon in the box are we?
3. Well, today was a total waste of make up
4. Errors have been made. You will be blamed.
5. And your cry-baby whiny-whiny option would be?
6. I'm not crazy, I've just been in a bad mood for 16 years
7. Allow me to introduce myselves
8. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer
9. Whatever look you were going for... you missed
10. Do they ever shutup on your planet?
11. I'm just working here until a good job at a MacDonalds comes up...
12. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality
13. Stress is waking up, screaming, and realising you weren't asleep
14. I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one
15. How many times do I have to fluch before you go away?
16. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
17. You say I'm a witch like it's a bad thing...
18. Can I trade this job for what's behind door number 2?
19. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
20. Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done
21. Everyone thinks I'm a psychotic. Except friends deep inside the earth.
22. Earth is full. Go home.
23. Aw, did I step on your poor little itty-bitty ego?
24. Is it time for your medication, or mine?
25. How do I set this laser printer to stun?
26. I'm not tense, just terribly terribly alert
27. When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you
28. Muppet.
29. You talk to me like I care
30. Your village called. They want their idiot back.