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- Crazy Sayings -
"All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher."
-- Ambrose Bierce (submitted by QueenJ321 @ aol.com)
"Reality continues to ruin my life."
-- Calvin and Hobbes (submitted by QueenJ321 @ aol.com)
"You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it."
-- Robin Williams (submitted by QueenJ321 @ aol.com)
"Forgive the lack of warning, but it's time for my daily massacre! If you do not believe I am the real thing, take a good look at me and start freaking out!!"
-- Vash the Stampede, "Trigun"
Though this be madness, yet there is method in't.
-- Polonius, "Hamlet" by Shakespeare
"You're not a crazy! Let's be friends!"
-- Utena, "Shoujo Kakumei Utena" (submitted by Andro)
"DON'T DEDICATE YOUR INSANITY!"
-- Yuuhi Aoigiri, "Ayashi No Ceres Vol.1: Aya" (submitted by Andro)
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
-- Unknown
Reality is the leading cause of stress for those in touch with it.
-- Jane Wagner
It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I choose to accept.
-- Calvin, "Calvin and Hobbes"
You're fine, how am I?
-- Philosopher's joke concerning dualism
I'm not confused, I'm just well mixed.
-- Robert Frost
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy
I'm not myself today. Maybe I'm you.
-- Unknown
Tell your little voices to SHUT UP! I can't hear mine...
-- Unknown
From a mind so twisted, it's actually sprained....
-- Unknown
My reality check just bounced.
-- Douglas Siebert
"I finally find some peace of mind and you have to lobotomize it?!"
-- Miss Parker, "The Pretender"
"This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence."
-- Vyvyan, "The Young Ones"
"If you find yourself falling into madness - dive."
-- Malkavian proverb
"She's not an airhead. She's just - reality impaired."
-- FM 104.7
"Be virtuous and you will be eccentric."
-- Mark Twain
"I've always been crazy, keeps me from going INSANE!!"
-- Unknown
"Sanity is a cozy lie."
-- Susan Sontag (thanks to Cheshire for telling us who said it! ^_^)
"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most..."
-- Steven Tyler
"If your mind is pure, you've probably been brainswashed."
-- Unknown
"I may be crazy, but I'm not as crazy as you."
-- "Calvin & Hobbes"
"Why?? Why do you always ask why, when the how is so much more fun."
-- Clown, "Spawn"
"I say destroy the cosmos, ask questions later."
-- Clown, "Spawn"
"I never think of the future. It comes soon enough."
-- Albert Einstein (thanx Lachlan!)
"Your ignorance cramps my conversation."
-- Anthony Hope, "The Dolly Dialogues, No. 22"
"Reality is for people who can't cope with drugs."
-- Robin Williams (credit to Jules for telling us)
"I used to have a handle on life, but it broke..."
-- Unknown
"I let my mind wander - and it didn't come back!"
-- Calvin, "Calvin and Hobbs"
"...Sanity is a veil that the Gods throw over our eyes to shield us from the truth!"
-- Xena, "Xena: Warrior Princess"
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