- Pick Up Lines -

• Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
• Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go screw.
• Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.
• Your body's name must be visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
• Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
• I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.
• I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
• My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going....
• That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too.
• Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way right away.
• I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.
• I enjoy doing maintenance, you look like someone I would like to "tinker" around with.
• You must be from Pearl Harbor, cause baby you're the Bomb-diggity.
• If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
• Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants.
• I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
• I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
• Wanna Play House? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long.
• If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
• Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
• If you were a car, I wax you and ride you all over town.
• Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I've seem to have lost mine.
• I look good on you.
• I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.
• If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays?
• You look like a girl that has heard every line in the book, so what's one more going to hurt?
• Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?
• I love every bone in your body - especially mine.
• Excuse me, do you wanna fuck, or should I apologize.
• You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
• Do you want to dance, No? Well I guess a fuck is out of the question.
• Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?
• I lost my bed, can I borrow yours?
• You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
• My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, knead till hard,and serve hot.
• Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
• You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.
• Hey baby, I'm like American Express, you don't want to leave home without me.
• Do you have a quarter? My mother told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams.
• The word for the night is legs, let's go back to my room and spread the word.
• Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, yield?
• Hi my name is _______, remember it, cause you'll be screaming it all night long.
• I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
• Was you dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons.
• Want to play conductor?? You be the engineer and I'll go Choochoo.
• You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake likethat.
• The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.
• Hi, my name is Skippy, like the peanut butter I stick to the roof of your mouth.
• Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?