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- From the Movies -
"If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer."
-- Ace Ventura, "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective"
"Actually, I'm still a friar. I can curse as much as I want - Dammit."
-- Carl, "Van Helsing"
"We have such history, you and I, Gabriel."
-- Dracula, "Van Helsing"
Frankenstein's Monster: Let me go!
Carl: Where are you going to go? I don't know if you've looked in the mirror lately, but you kind of stick out in a crowd.
-- "Van Helsing"
"What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response was there anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
-- "Billy Madison"
"Hey, how come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up - it'll be anarchy!"
-- John Bender, "The Breakfast Club"
"First rule of leadership: everything is your fault."
-- Hopper, "A Bug's Life"
"I'm not lost. Somebody just moved my street."
-- Violet Sanford, "Coyote Ugly"
"No, it's true. I forget things almost instantly. It runs in my family. Well, I mean, at least I think it does. Hmmm. Where are they?"
-- Dory, "Finding Nemo"
"I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy."
-- Dory, "Finding Nemo"
"We were like 'Woah!' and you were like 'Woah!' and I was like 'Woah.'"
-- Crush, "Finding Nemo"
"The firefly from hell!"
-- Peter re. Tinkerbell, "Hook"
"Yes, John. But when the Pirates of the Carribean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists."
-- Ian Malcolm, "Jurassic Park"
"You think it's wise, boy? Crossing blades with a Pirate?"
-- Jack Sparrow, "Pirates of the Caribbean"
"Happy premise number two: There is no giant foot trying to squish me."
-- Eddie Murphy, "Bowfinger"
"Put your mask on. Let's not scar that pretty face."
-- Anack-su-namun, "The Mummy Returns" [anou, reminds me of Seifer and Squall]
"Honey, whatcha doin'? These guys don't use doors."
-- Rick O'Connel, "The Mummy Returns"
Buttercup: We'll never survive!
Westley: Nonsense! You're only saying that because no one ever has.
-- "The Princess Bride"
"Hey, I'll hold him, and you punch!"
-- Mulan, "Mulan"
"A clock isn't time, it's just numbers and springs."
-- The skeleton, "The Last Unicorn" [childhood fav.]
"Life's a bitch. Now so am I."
-- Catwoman, "Batman movie"
"All for one and one for all!
Catch your pants before they fall!"
-- Stinkie, Fatso, Stretch "Casper"
"For centuries they've been telling us the danger would come from above.
We've been looking the wrong way."
-- "Phantoms"
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