- In Other Words... -

"A world where no one hopes and dreams of the future. That, itself, is a mistake."

"Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most times he will pick himself up and carry on."

"I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it."

"This above all: to thine own self be true."

Caution: I know Karate and several other chinese words

"They’re not, you know, easy to live with - the Elves. They’re tricky. They’ve seen everything. They’ve been around thousands of years. You have to go the extra mile every day to keep them happy."

"Only clue he's got is a missing boat, which sucks because...it's missing."

Start every day with a smile and get it over with.

"Viggo will go on about Elves and how they're always doing their nails and brushing their long, blonde hair and being all prissy. And I just say: 'Well, at least I'm going to live forever! Got that? LIVE FOREVER!"

"Viggo left a long message on my machine. He leaves these kind of stream-of-consciousness messages on your machine like 'Yeah, this is Viggo, I'm eating chicken, I'm wearing blue trousers, the sun is shining...' I always save the messages."

"Me? Confidence?! Are you crazy?! Giving me confidence is like giving Malfoy world domination! It just shouldn't be done!"

To do is to be - Descartes
To be id to do - Voltaire
Do be do be do - Frank Sinatra

"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?"

"Sarcasm is just one more service I offer. And baby do I deliver!"

"And i would have to pinch her just to see if she was real; just to watch the smile fade away ~ and see the pain she'd feel"

"I like children, if they're properly cooked."

Boycott shampoo. Demand real poo.

Last night as I lay in bed looking at the stars I thought 'Where the *bleep* is the ceiling?'

He who throws mud loses ground.

We are RareSlash of Borg. Hetsmut is irrelevant. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated!

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

"Beneath my harsh, violent exterior is a harsh, violent interior....that likes poetry."

I do not take drugs. I am drugs.

I'm not deaf, I'm just ignoring you.

It's all fun and games 'till someone loses an eye, then it's just fun you can't see.

All of the true things I am about to tell you are shameless lies.

There are very few personal problems that can't be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.

Life's too short to stay on topic.

I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.

I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy.

Never moon a werewolf.

Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to criticize others.

Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.

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Don't look back -- something might be gaining on you.

Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam : I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head.

"Coincidence is a crutch for those who cannot accept fate."

"Free as a bird Wild as the wind,
But somehow I cannot let you in,"

"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because I am and your boyfriend thinks so!"

"CONSTANT VIGILANCE!"

"The whole world is a cage when you're trapped in it alone."

"Holy smokes that was close. [Pause] Let's follow him."

"Marge. We're a team. It's 'Uterus' not 'Uter-You'!"

Sabrina: Why?!
Judge: Check Article 12, section 15.
Sabrina: [After flipping to the relevant section in the 'Book of Rules'] Because you say so?!

"Anger feels better when it has a target."

"You can't save what's already lost."

Male Secretary: "Phoebe, huh? That's a great name."
Phoebe: "Oh you like that? You should hear my phone number."

"The World is a vampire."

"... Do I have to do the splits? Because, like, I'm a christian."

"Cheerleaders are dancers gone retarded."

"Live long and perspire."

"You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever."

"There are three kinds of lies; lies, damn lies, and statistics."

"When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout!"

"Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do."

"It's pointless to be pointless, because in order to be pointless, you have to be a curve, which is actually a series of points, so if you're going to be pointless, you'd better have a DAMNED good reason for it."

"There are two types of people in this world: the good and the bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more."

"I'm internally bleeding, my spine is cracked, and my heart is falling out of my body... I've got to get up!"

"Laughter is the best form of medicine. Unless you're really sick, then call 911."

- Why are those like yourself not persuaded by all the evidence to the contrary?
- Because all the evidence to the contrary is not entirely persuasive.

"The land promises nothing and keeps its promise."

"Hope is the one thing that can grow in any climate."

"Who has choices, need not choose. We must, who have none."

"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."

"Sleep? Isn't that a completely inadequate substitute for caffeine?"

"Woman to man: Where have you been all my life, and when are you going back?"

"I never forget a face. But in your case, I'll make an exception."

"If at first you do succeed - try to hide your astonishment."

"Well this was a celestial waste of time."

"If Silence fell and broke into a thousand pieces, what would the sound be like?"

"When in doubt, go along."

"Murphy's law is the only true constant in my life."