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- Love & Sex Quotes -
"To be with another woman, that is French. To be caught, that is American."
-- Inspector André, "Dirty Rotten Scoundrels"
"It's never a good sign when a guy has more women than furniture."
-- Catherine Willows, "C.S.I."
Buffy [to Spike]: Whatever you think you're feeling, it's not love. You can't love without a soul.
Drusilla: Oh, we can, you know. We can love quite well. If not wisely.
-- "Buffy: the Vampire Slayer; Ep: Crush"
"I said, 'At what point did the love that dare not speak its name become the love that won't shut the hell up?'"
-- Severus Snape in "Pride" by Darkrose
"It's a love/hate relationship without the love."
-- Diana Neubauer (submitted by Andro)
I'm not harassing, I'm leering.
-- Unknown
Love thyself, and many will hate thee.
-- Unknown
They say that love hides behind every corner... am I walking in circles?
-- Unknown
Don't knock masturbation -- it's sex with someone I love.
-- Woody Allen
"Often the pretender begins to love truly and ends by becoming what he feigned to be."
-- Ovid, "Ars Amatoria"
"When I'm not near the one I love, I love the one I'm near."
-- E.Y. Harburg, "Finian's Rainbow"
"The less my hope the hotter my love."
-- Terence, "Eunuchus; Act V, Scene IV"
"There are many people who would never have been in love if they had never heard love spoken of."
-- La Rochefoucauld, "Maximes"
Sex is nobody’s business except the three people involved.
-- Unknown (submitted by Bright Shadow.)
"I don't need a date, but I don't mind watching the boys date each other."
-- Gravi Quiz
"It is impossible to love and be wise at the same time."
-- English Proverb
"Put your pants back on! You're my lawyer, not my dentist!"
-- "Will and Grace"
"We're ALL sluts!!!"
-- Angelpuss (this girl needs therapy)
"Y'know, I read a straight fic the other day - and it did nothing for me..."
-- Necromage
"Love and Peace!"
-- Vash the Stampede, "Trigun"
"That's so sweet, I'm getting cavaties."
-- Queen Beryl, "Sailor Moon"
"You call it love... I'll call it lust."
-- Koorime
"It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone - but it takes a lifetime to forget someone!"
-- Ashima
"Do I make you horny, baby?"
-- Austin Powers, "Austin Powers"
"I am lost, so I am cruel
But I'd be love and sweetness if I had you."
-- Garbage
"Omnia vincit amor
Love conquers all."
-- "Publius Vergilius Maro"
"The course of true love never did run smooth."
-- "A Midsummer Night's Dream 1" by William Shakespeare
"True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about but few have seen."
-- "Maxims" by François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld
"'Tis better to have loved and lost, than never loved at all."
-- "The Way of All Flesh" by Samuel Butler
"Sex on TV is bad. You might fall off."
-- Brian *cheekbones* Littrel
"They're going to fuck the entire human race into extinction!"
--"Species 2"
"War is like love, it always finds a way."
-- Bertolt Brecht
"If you love something set it free.
And if it doesn't come back, hunt it down and kill it."
-- "Ashes of the Phoenix"
"Love is blind."
-- "The Canterbury Tales: The Merchant's Tale" by Geoffrey Chaucer
"Love is a trick that nature plays on us to make us reproduce. I want no part of it."
-- Callisto, "Xena: Warrior Princess"
"..Strictly speaking, the whole body is an erogenous zone."
-- Sigmund Freud
"When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities."
-- Matt Groening
"Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin; it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring."
-- S.J. Perelman
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