- Intelligent Quotes -

Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence." -- Henrik Tikkanen (submitted by Xenohacka @ aol.com)

Those who know nothing, can understand nothing.
-- Ansem, "Kingdom Hearts" (submitted by Michelle Luu)

Being average is being the best of the worst, or the worst of the best. -- Unknown

He's an idiot, but that doesn't mean you have to take advantage of it!" -- Mamiya, "Sukoiden: Demon Century" (submitted by Andro)

I am not stupid, I am not expendable, and I am not going.
-- Avon, 'Blake's Seven'

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
-- Unknown

Before you give someone a piece of your mind, make sure you have enough to spare.
-- Unknown

You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person.
-- Unknown

I like the way your mind malfunctions.
-- Unknown

People who think they know everything are very irritating to those of us who do.
-- Unknown (submitted by Bright Shadow.)

A dim bulb brightens.
-- Garfield

Minds are like parachutes, they only function when open.
-- Thomas R. Dewar

Ares: I thought in your present condition, you might be a little more gullible.
Xena: I am pregnant, not brain damaged!
-- "Xena: Warrior Princess"

Joxer: Two great minds; one thought.
Gabrielle: Only half a wit.
-- "Xena: Warrior Princess"

Woman: Don't play dumb with me.
Man: Actually, I am dumb. Most of the time I'm playing smart.
-- "The West Wing"

If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid.
-- Murphy's Laws of Combat (identified by Ket Makura)

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
-- Unknown

I had an idea once.
-- Albert Einstein

Everyone has the right to be stupid. But some abuse the privilege.
-- Stalin

I think -- Therefore I'm single.
-- Lizz Winstead

Where were you when they were giving out the brains?
-- Washu, "Tenchi Muyo: OVA #3"

There are 3 kinds of people in this world--Those that can count and those who can't.
-- Bryce

- What would you call being stupid?
- Um... Stupidity?
-- Unknown

Only two things are infinite, the universe and stupidity--and I'm not sure about the former.
-- Albert Einstein