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- Godly Quotes -
"I am a golden god!!"
-- Russell Hammond, "Almost Famous"
"When someone asks you if you're a god, you say yes!"
-- Winston, "Ghostbusters"
The gods are too fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle (submitted by QueenJ321 @ aol.com)
God gave all men a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time.
-- Robin Williams
Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
-- Indian proverb
In the beginning, there was nothing. And God said, "Let there be Light." And there was still nothing, but you could see it.
-- Terry Pratchett (thanks to Maggie Harrington for telling us who said it)
Beren: See, you're all Pagans!
Koorime: How's that?
Beren: 'Cos I'm God and none of you worship me!
-- Beren and Koorime
Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."
-- Unknown
"What part of 'Powerful, all-knowing, totally psychotic, god-like being' don't you understand?"
-- Unknown
"I am the Supreme Omnipotent Outmost Grandest High Totally Cool Ruler of Planet Earth in the Sol System in the Milky Way Galaxy!"
-- Necromage [proving that I have the coolest (ie. longest ~_~) title around. I won the argument though]
"God Smood! I want my Monkey Man!!"
-- Bart Simpson, "The Simpsons"
"My body is a temple. SO GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES AND WORSHIP, DAMMIT!!"
-- Kat
Cybill: So from now, my body is a temple. Ooh, cheddar chunks!!
Friend: Keep that up and soon it'll be a cathedral.
-- "Cybill"
"God... I AM GOD!!"
-- Adrian
"I am GOD, and therefore you WILL accept me to your college!"
-- Colyn Bulthuap
"Black holes are where God divided by zero."
-- Steven Wright
"Those whom the Gods wish to destroy, they first drive insane."
-- Euripides
"How come God hogs all the good followers and we get all the retards?"
-- Clown, "Spawn"
"Man invented God."
-- Nancy, "The Craft"
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