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- Friendly Conversations -
"I shall smite thee with my good looks!"
-- Kit
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
-- Red Green, "Red Green Show" (credit to Rumiko Holic for telling us)
[gasps] "YOU didn't do any homework! And YOU don't have any excuse, [points at Eilis] at least she was Harry Potter-ing!"
-- K in Maths class
"Save yourself, child!"
-- Andre to cockroach
"If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them."
-- Unknown
"Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say."
-- Unknown
"Hold a true friend with both your hands."
-- Nigerian Proverb
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you."
-- Winnie the Pooh
"If you should die before me, ask if you could bring a friend."
-- Stone Temple Pilots
"*brushes Freya's hair for about three strokes* It's official-you have now used my hairbrush more than me. Ever,"
-- sadjer lamenting about her hairbrush.
Random Girl: What? But you're ugly.
[a little later]
Alex-kun: That was weird.
Freya: Yeah, but I've heard worse insults than ugly.
[a little later]
Freya: I was once called bread.
Alex-kun: Oookay...
-- Freya and Alex-kun being weird.
"And there's Spike...and Damn! I can't say he's hot any more!"
-- Freya looking at a poster.
"Woah! hehe...hey there, Dark Angel..."
-- kingco35 staring at Jessica Alba.
"Actually if she didn't wear that outfit with that hat, it would match. Actually, that sounds really bad. Actually, that sounds really, really bad! Okay, I take it back,"
-- sadjer staring at Jennifer Lopez and what she isn't wearing.
"He's mine, MINE YOU HEAR, ELLE, MINE!!!!!"
-- another note, written on Elijah Wood poster by Freya.
Angelpuss: Hey, I've got a new quote for that site!
Freya: [half-asleep] Hmmm?
Angelpuss: That "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful" one.
Freya: What "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful" one?!?!?!
Angelpuss: [smacks head]
-- Freya and Angelpuss
Necromage: [big googly eyes] I'm gonna make a Legolas shrine!
Koorime: Ooh dear...
-- Necromage announces her new project upon seeing Lord of the Rings™
Koorime: I don't like talking to him.
Eilis: Why?
Koorime: 'Cos he makes me think. My brain wasn't made for such tasks.
-- Brooding about the one person Eilis dislikes
Koorime: Lina wants an update. Eilis is getting on my case.
Necromage: Ah, screw.
Koorime: What do you want me to say?
Necromage: I'm on holidays, godammit! I have better things to do than... update. You do something.
Koorime: Stop reading all that damned Harry Potter slash!
Necromage: [CENSORED]
Koorime: [Blinks. Turns back to computer and types] "We are currently indisposed"
-- After getting flamed for not updating for over a month
"Dude, everyone knows that the whole point of fighting games is to get the different costumes!"
-- Wyvern while playing DOA2
"Ack! It's the fifth tellytubby!"
-- Dee commenting on Zack's 3rd costume as Wyvern and Koorime play DOA2
"Oh, it's Stage 3! Maybe I'll be able to beat it this time! Maybe beans will fly out of my ass!"
-- Dee being introduced to DOA2
"Oh... Excrement!!!!"
-- Freya's brother, for some reason he's trying not to swear
"WHEN I WANT YOUR OPINION I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU!!!!"
--Howler sent to Angelpuss via Harry Potter site
"LADY MARMARLADE LIVES AGAIN!!!!".
-- Freya (after performing Lady Marmarlade for the umpteenth time)
"ONE MORE TIME!!!!!"
-- Freya after white water kayaking
"I am not a bitch, I am *THE* Bitch, and Ms. Bitch to you."
-- Angelpuss
OMG! OMG! OMG! [jumps up and down and claps] You're a FLOATING DEVICE! SUGOI DESU!!
-- Statan on CBB
Angelpuss: He really does have a-
Freya: Mindboggling-
Angelpuss: thing.
Freya: A mindboggling ability to make everything... gross!!!
-- Angelpuss and Freya discussing weird strange freaky boy
Necromage: Oh yeah? And what would you say if you saw a mecha charging towards you?
Devi: Yay! I've fallen into an anime, let's go find some hot bishies!
-- Whilst on our way to watch Trigun
"WOOT!"
-- Wyvern
"Okay. I'm going to the bathroom. Be here when I get back, or I'll cry."
-- Dee
Westley: Let me explain...
Vizzini: There's nothing to explain. You're trying to kidnap what I have rightfully stolen.
-- "The Princess Bride"
Freya: [pokes Minty-Fresh]
Minty-Fresh: MISS! Freya is sexually harrassing me!!!
Freya: ???
-- Freya and Minty-Fresh in Debating
[answers phone] "Hello, oh satanic one of chocolate and craziness!"
-- Freya Sacksen (my friend is the devil, okay?!)
kingco35: what, don't tell them that you have a crush on...
Freya: One word and you die.
-- Freya and ex discussing recent crush.
"AUGH! They actually put my quote up!"
-- a very disturbed Freya
"If at first you don't succeed -- try another aunt."
-- Salem, "Sabrina: The Teenage Witch"
Autolycus: [Laughing] You're trying to use my ego against me.
Gabrielle: I didn't think it would work...
Autolycus: No, it worked. I'll do it.
-- "Xena: Warrior Princess"
Gabrielle: [Inspecting the ring on Autolycus's finger] Oh, I like this ring.
Autolycus (the King of Theives): Ah, it's mine. I got it from a beautiful princess.
Gabrielle: Was it a gift?
Autolycus: [Stares at her for a second] You're so young.
-- "Xena: Warrior Princess"
Koorime: [looks into Nutella™ jar] Sob sob.
[Behind her, at the computer, Necromage continues to type.]
Koorime: [Louder] Sob sob!
[Necromage still typing]
Koorime: Dude!
Necromage: [Looks up] Huh?
Koorime: 'Sob sob' means look, dammit! You finished all the Nutella™!
-- Koorime and Necromage whilst updating the site
Koorime: ...She'll have liver cancer by the time she's twenty!
B: Yeah, but at least she'll die young and happy.
-- Koorime and B in a drunken rant
"Oh, I like smood! I mean... oh, crap!"
-- Elizabeth meaning to say 'to smell food'
Anna: It's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
Koorime: BS!
Lucy: No; it's better to have never loved than loved and lost.
-- Anna, Koorime and Lucy during ice skating
"I officially declare that number 3 is now a colour!"
-- Anna O whilst working on our English speech
"I have money but I'm gonna spend yours."
-- Alex (yet another friend ;)
"Those guys are such freaks, if time travel existed they'd go back in time and fuck themselves up the ass! But then again... who wouldn't?"
-- King Mat
"God made us all Brothers and sisters...but Prozac made us friends...!!"
-- Lizzy B
Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
-- Unknown
Guy: Would you like to dance?
Girl: I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't dance with you.
Guy: I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants.
-- Unknown
Anna: I like it. It's kinda squishy though.
Koorime: Squishy is good.
-- Anna and Koorime during Legal Studies
Lisa: I like Auckland. All the people there are nice.
James: Except for the ones who aren't. They're really crap.
-- P-Chan aka Lisa and James once upon a lunchtime
"I'm exhausted. Let's go shopping!"
-- Koorime
Raenina: I don't wanna sit on the seats.
Natassja:Yeah I rather sit on the ground.
Raenina: Me too, It's cleaner.
-- Raenina and Natassja; friends of Koorime
Koorime: I read on a bathroom wall that: 'Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative.'
Necromage: Yeah, I get a lot of my ideas from movies.
Koorime: And hence was born plagiarism.
-- Necromage and Koorime
"Kill all humans...Save the frogs!"
-- Lucy once again preaching the evils of mankind
"My left leg isn't actually a leg it's like my dick, that's how big it is."
-- Beren
"Virgin! I've seen more nobs than a locksmith!"
-- Mayes
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