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- Food Quotes -
I drink no more than a sponge.
-- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v.
There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker
If it weren't for caffeine I'd have no personality whatsoever!
-- Unknown
"You sausage sprinkled with chocolate!!!"
-- Minty-fresh
"I. love. hot dogs. You know, the ones that're always SOLD OUT."
-- Zell Dincht, "Final Fantasy VIII"
"I find no tasties in this town, so I cook you for dinner!"
-- Quina to Beatrix, "Final Fantasy IX"
"You BOILED my fish, Yuli! You made my fish into SOUP! It wasn't even GOOD soup! You NUKED my fish!!!"
-- Cye Mouri
"Today's Lesson: 'Food is good'. Thank you very much, that is the end of my speech."
-- Koorime
"Stop trying to butter me up! What do you think I am--a piece of toast?!"
-- Digitamamon(sp?), "Digimon"
"There is no such thing as too much sugar."
-- Michael, "Michael"
-"Did you find him?"
-"Only the parts they didn't like."
-- (We've forgotten), "Jurassic Park: The Lost World"
"We live in an age where the pizza gets to your house before the police."
-- Jeff Marder
"Weird people are like chocolate cake... some people can't handle the richness."
-- Kiki Bernat
"Why does man kill? For food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage."
-- Woody Allen (thanks to Maggie Harrington for telling us who said it)
"Food is an important part of a balanced diet."
-- Fran Lebowitz
"Frogs are smart. They eat what bugs them."
-- Anne Pizzi
"Give me chocolate and nobody gets hurt."
-- Karen Reznek
"And there were worms in my baguette."
-- Drusilla, "Buffy the Vampire Slayer"
"I'm eating this banana. Lunchtime be damned."
-- Willow, "Buffy the Vampire Slayer"
Angel: What?
Xander: You were checking out my neck! I saw that.
Angel: No, I wasn't.
Xander: Just keep your distance, pal.
Angel: I wasn't looking at your neck.
Xander: I told you to eat before we left.
-- Xander and Angel, "Buffy: The Vampire Slayer"
"I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
-- Unknown
"When in doubt - eat it!"
-- we get hungry, OK?!
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