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- Drunken Quotes -
"We all know that God invented liquor to keep the Irish from ruling the world."
-- John Patterson, "The Ghost and the Darkness"
I don't have a drinking problem. I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
-- Unknown
"I know what you're wondering. You're wondering...What is a place like me, doing in a girl like this?"
-- Evelyn, "The Mummy"
"You are drunk when you feel sophisticated but you can't pronounce it."
-- Unknown
"I'm not a social drinker cause I DONT LIKE SHARING!"
-- Orian (FF8Yaoi ML)
"I drink to make other people more interesting."
-- George Jean Nathan
"You're not drunk if you can lie down on the ground without holding on."
-- Joe E. Lewis
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