- Things You Don't want to Hear During your Surgery -

• Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
• Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness.
• Bo! Bo! Come back with that. Bad dog!
• Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
• Hand me that. uh. that uh. that thingy there.
• Oh no! Where's my Rolex?
• Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived from 500 ml of this stuff before?
• There go the lights again!
• Ya know, there's big money in kidneys and this guy's got two of 'em.
• Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
• Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing off my concentration.
• What's this doing here?
• I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.
• That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch by pressing that one?
• Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
• Sterile schmerile. The floor's clean, right?
• What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change?!
• OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
• This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?
• Nurse, did this patient sign an organ donation card?
• Don't worry. I think it's sharp enough.
• What do you mean "You want a divorce?!"
• FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!
• Darn! Page 47 of the manual is missing.