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- Aliens, World Domination, & War Quotes -
"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today.
It's already tomorrow in Australia."
-- Charles Schultz
"A second flood, a simple famine, plagues of locusts everywhere, or a cataclysmic earthquake, I'd accept with some despair. But no, You sent us Congress! Good God, Sir, was that fair?"
-- John Adams, "1776"
"This is a revolution, dammit! We're going to have to offend somebody!"
-- John Adams, "1776"
"Now we could do it with conventional weapons, but that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part."
-- Otter , "Animal House"
"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your home."
-- George Calvin[?] (submitted by QueenJ321 @ aol.com)
"We are not interested in the possibilities of defeat.
-- Queen Victoria (submitted by QueenJ321 @ aol.com)
In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.
-- Mark Twain (submitted by QueenJ321 @ aol.com)
"We are not retreating - we are advancing in another direction."
-- General Douglas MacArthur (submitted by QueenJ321 @ aol.com)
"Peace is the result of War."
-- Heero?, "Gundam Wing" (submitted by Andro)
I hope he doesn't destroy the earth, that's where I keep all my stuff.
-- Tick, "The Tick"
"There has been opposition to every innovation in the history of man, with the possible exception of the sword."
-- Benjamin Dana
"Peace cannot preserve itself."
-- Unknown
Senator Kinsy: How dare you come into my house waving a gun!
O'Neal: Not waving, pointing. Sit down.
-- "Stargate SG-1"
"You can't fight in here, this is the War Room!"
-- President Merkin Muffley, "Dr. Strangelove"
Orange Alien [evil look]: One small step for moi.
Other Aliens: Moi!
[green alien jumps out with a huge flag]
Green Alien: One giant leap for Moron Mountain!
[stabs flag into groud without looking - right into the leader's foot]
Orange Alien [stares at foot for a second]: AAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!!!
-- Tiny aliens, "Space Jam"
"A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away..."
-- "Star Wars" [no duh!]
"Surrender earthlings!! Your superior intellects are no match for our puny weapons!"
-- green, tentacled aliens on "the Simpsons"
"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country."
-- Elayne Boosler
"Everyone's quick to blame the alien."
-- Aeschylus
Pinkie: What shall we do tonight, Brain?
Brain: What we do every night Pinkie.
Pinkie: What's that, Brain?
Brain: Plan to take over the WORLD!!!!
-- Pinkie and Brain, "Pinkie and the Brain"
"I hate you earthlings, as soon as you see somone different, you say: 'Look, it's an alien here to destroy the human race and sell the planet for...' Oh, I see your point..."
-- [catch phrase of] Vegeta, "Dragonball Z"
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